Category: Joke Board
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest
with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean
'almost'?"
The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
against each other, but then I stopped."
"In the eyes of the Lord, rubbing against each
other is the same as putting it in," says the
priest. "For your penance, say five Hail
Marys and put $20 in the poor box."
The guy leaves the confessional, says his
prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He
pauses for a moment then starts to leave.
The priest, seeing this, quickly runs over to him
and says, "You didn't put any money in the
poor box!"
The guy stops and says, "Yeah, but I rubbed the
$20 on the box, and in the eyes of the Lord,
that's the same as putting it in."
LOL, I like his logic.
makes sense
My kind of cheap scape.
Bob